Khatru 49 on Shastrix.com
So yeah, trying to adapt to the Windows interface for Dreamweaver is taking longer than I thought it would. Also it crashed just now when I tried to work with it. Luckily, the site held through the class' grading period (I got an 'A' on it!). Anyway, so the comics will still be posted here as well as on Shastrix until I can figure out how to work windows' Dreamweaver.
I think everybody in college or university knows a person like Gwendolyn. She's the bossy girl that won't take no for an answer, and if you cross her, you'll pay for it.
Coming soon on Khatru Thoughts: "Best of 2009!" Books, movies, music, games! "Most disappointing of 2009!" Mostly just music! Some time between Dec. 26 and Dec 29, I will post this feature. Tune in to find out what I thought of what several magazines are already calling a terrible end to a terrible decade!
Thursday, December 24, 2009
Thursday, December 17, 2009
Something Delightful
Buffy vs. Edward
Watch here an icon of my generation (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) handling the unwanted attentions of an icon of the generation behind me (Twilight's Edward Cullen).
I've commented a bit on what I feel about Stephanie Meyer's book in the post about the naked Harry Potter scene. I've also told people what I think about the whole Twilight saga, that it's basically a rip off the second half of the second season of Buffy. In that season, Buffy's boyfriend Angel (a vampire with a gypsy curse that returned his human soul) consumates his relationship with Buffy. This act of perfect happiness breaks the curse, and he loses his soul. He begins tormenting Buffy as only a vampire lover can.
In Twilight, this relationship is defanged (if you'll pardon the pun), and Edward is a 'vegitarian' vampire. Angelus (Angel's evil form) is willing to kill and scheme and try to end the world. Edward... doesn't. They're supposed to fill the same archetype, but Edward fails miserably. There's no real subtext to Edward. He's a fantasy; the dreamy guy who's devoted to you. It makes me angry. The rumor I heard of somebody trying to remake the Buffy the Vampire Slayer movie makes me even angrier.
Anything made in the vampire horror genre post-Twilight will have to measure up to it. Even if it doesn't try to, the critics will. In my opinion, the sooner Twilight fades out of the public eye, the better. Then we can get some quality vampire flicks, like Blade or The Lost Boys (spoken in only half-sarcasm).
Watch here an icon of my generation (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) handling the unwanted attentions of an icon of the generation behind me (Twilight's Edward Cullen).
I've commented a bit on what I feel about Stephanie Meyer's book in the post about the naked Harry Potter scene. I've also told people what I think about the whole Twilight saga, that it's basically a rip off the second half of the second season of Buffy. In that season, Buffy's boyfriend Angel (a vampire with a gypsy curse that returned his human soul) consumates his relationship with Buffy. This act of perfect happiness breaks the curse, and he loses his soul. He begins tormenting Buffy as only a vampire lover can.
In Twilight, this relationship is defanged (if you'll pardon the pun), and Edward is a 'vegitarian' vampire. Angelus (Angel's evil form) is willing to kill and scheme and try to end the world. Edward... doesn't. They're supposed to fill the same archetype, but Edward fails miserably. There's no real subtext to Edward. He's a fantasy; the dreamy guy who's devoted to you. It makes me angry. The rumor I heard of somebody trying to remake the Buffy the Vampire Slayer movie makes me even angrier.
Anything made in the vampire horror genre post-Twilight will have to measure up to it. Even if it doesn't try to, the critics will. In my opinion, the sooner Twilight fades out of the public eye, the better. Then we can get some quality vampire flicks, like Blade or The Lost Boys (spoken in only half-sarcasm).
On the Eve of Khatru
http://www.tc.umn.edu/~part0069/index.html
You might be tired of hearing about this, but the Khatru website is up and running. I've put the finishing touches on it, and it's due to be graded tomorrow sometime. Cross your fingers for luck!
Anyway, I discovered how to make mouse-over text appear, like on xkcd, so you can explore the site and look around for all of them. Its big fun.
Coming soon on this blog, I've got another WTF of the day prepped (I'm trying to find a specific video that goes along with it, but no luck so far), and there are several other things being prepped for blog postage. Big fun. Anyway, enjoy the rest of your day.
You might be tired of hearing about this, but the Khatru website is up and running. I've put the finishing touches on it, and it's due to be graded tomorrow sometime. Cross your fingers for luck!
Anyway, I discovered how to make mouse-over text appear, like on xkcd, so you can explore the site and look around for all of them. Its big fun.
Coming soon on this blog, I've got another WTF of the day prepped (I'm trying to find a specific video that goes along with it, but no luck so far), and there are several other things being prepped for blog postage. Big fun. Anyway, enjoy the rest of your day.
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
Your WTF?!? of the Day, Dec. 9, 2009
Remember when stuff based off kids books wasn't secretly being aimed at drooling tweenage girls? Then Twilight hit, and the sparkly vampires and homoerotic werewolves became the icons of a new generation (sorry boy bands, the bell tolls for thee).
Now Harry friggin Potter is joining the act. In an article on Telegraph.co.uk, it is revealed that there will be a Harry Potter nude scene in one of the movies based on the 7th book. Make that 2 nude scenes. Is this all really necessary? Star Wars managed to get away with entertaining the masses and becoming cultural icons without running around in the buff, why can't Harry?
I suppose it has something to do with who's being marketed to. Stephanie Meyer's books are clearly "Baby's First Harlequin Romance," but I thought Harry Potter was better than this. Sheesh. Hopefully, Deathly Hallows director David Yates won't decide to make Dan Radcliffe sparkle. That would be the nail in the coffin for my involvement with popular culture.
Now Harry friggin Potter is joining the act. In an article on Telegraph.co.uk, it is revealed that there will be a Harry Potter nude scene in one of the movies based on the 7th book. Make that 2 nude scenes. Is this all really necessary? Star Wars managed to get away with entertaining the masses and becoming cultural icons without running around in the buff, why can't Harry?
I suppose it has something to do with who's being marketed to. Stephanie Meyer's books are clearly "Baby's First Harlequin Romance," but I thought Harry Potter was better than this. Sheesh. Hopefully, Deathly Hallows director David Yates won't decide to make Dan Radcliffe sparkle. That would be the nail in the coffin for my involvement with popular culture.
Monday, December 7, 2009
Khatru 48 and Pulp Fiction Quick Review
New Khatru is up on www.shastrix.com.
This weekend I was out at the local Goodwill store and was wandering around trying to decide whether or not to buy this sweet trench coat for $8 (My eventual answer: yes. Of course! Who would pass that deal up?!?) In the back was a rack of VHS movies. I know what you must be thinking: 'VHS? Nobody watches VHS anymore. VHS players don't even exist anymore!' Aha, I say, but my TV has a VHS deck included. Because it's hardcore.
This precious VHS deck allows me to rewatch the old Star Trek Next Generation viewer's choice marathons (even though they were usually the same picks, "The Inner Light," "Best of Both Worlds," "Yesterday's Enterprise," and "Relics.") as well as the opportunity to pick up movies I wouldn't ordinarily buy, since I'm cheap.
Not only did I come home with the trench coat that day, but also VHS copies of Pulp Fiction and The Evil Dead. I've been watching lots of movies on TV lately, and both of these movies are representative of the types that I've been seeing. One weekend TNT (I think) showed Kill Bill vol. 1 and 2 on Friday and Saturday nights. Stylized action-violence is the best kind of violence. After seeing those two I went on Wikipedia, that glorious resource, and read up on Tarantino's other movies. I've got a copy of Reservoir Dogs at home, but I don't think I've seen it yet.
I'm not sure I can add anything new to the 15 year long conversation about Pulp Fiction, so let me just say that it's damn good.
This weekend I was out at the local Goodwill store and was wandering around trying to decide whether or not to buy this sweet trench coat for $8 (My eventual answer: yes. Of course! Who would pass that deal up?!?) In the back was a rack of VHS movies. I know what you must be thinking: 'VHS? Nobody watches VHS anymore. VHS players don't even exist anymore!' Aha, I say, but my TV has a VHS deck included. Because it's hardcore.
This precious VHS deck allows me to rewatch the old Star Trek Next Generation viewer's choice marathons (even though they were usually the same picks, "The Inner Light," "Best of Both Worlds," "Yesterday's Enterprise," and "Relics.") as well as the opportunity to pick up movies I wouldn't ordinarily buy, since I'm cheap.
Not only did I come home with the trench coat that day, but also VHS copies of Pulp Fiction and The Evil Dead. I've been watching lots of movies on TV lately, and both of these movies are representative of the types that I've been seeing. One weekend TNT (I think) showed Kill Bill vol. 1 and 2 on Friday and Saturday nights. Stylized action-violence is the best kind of violence. After seeing those two I went on Wikipedia, that glorious resource, and read up on Tarantino's other movies. I've got a copy of Reservoir Dogs at home, but I don't think I've seen it yet.
I'm not sure I can add anything new to the 15 year long conversation about Pulp Fiction, so let me just say that it's damn good.
Friday, December 4, 2009
Khatru Website - As Done As Its Gonna Be
Khatru, the Website!
Since our school's servers don't support PHP if you don't pay an extra fine, the Khatru website is structurally as done as it's going to get. The Archive is finished, between-comic navigation is up, and I even found one of my old Forum Communication stories. Its very exciting.
Since our school's servers don't support PHP if you don't pay an extra fine, the Khatru website is structurally as done as it's going to get. The Archive is finished, between-comic navigation is up, and I even found one of my old Forum Communication stories. Its very exciting.
Tuesday, December 1, 2009
Eine Kleine Nachmittag Media Criticism
The fact that I rarely read the newspaper is one of the reasons that I'm not the world's best journalist. According to my instructors, at least. But once in a great while I'll pick up the school's paper, the Minnesota Daily. In the interest of journalistic credibility, I should say up front that I did apply for a job at the Daily, but apparently didn't make it past the first interview stage. So there may be a bit of a slant against the paper.
But even if there is a slant on my part, the article I'm linking to (Gophers football player under investigation) is still a shoddy piece of work. It goes against several of the basic tennants of reporting I learned years ago in my first reporting classes.
James Nord, the author, assumes that the football player in question, Sam Maresh, is guilty of assaulting a student. No "Innocent until proven guilty" here, just a little color picture of Maresh so you can spot him in any classes you share with him. Nord even quotes the police saying that Maresh is a suspect and no charges had been filed. Nord admits that the "Specific details of the event are unknown," but still wrote the story.
This sort of work shouldn't have made it through the editing process. Yet it did. I suppose one could argue that the football team is included in the "publish any dirt you can on public figures" tennant of journalism, but are they? They didn't have that good a season, Maresh is a freshman linebacker and may not have even played this season, and there are several other sports teams that deserve coverage. But obviously, the fact that a few other football players have had trouble with the police lately overrules the practices of good journalism. Also, the fact that they labeled this an "Athletics" story, then played up the crime aspect is particularly galling to me.
If you allow me to put on my cynical hat (red and black-checkered "Fargo" hat), I suppose this is good practice for when Jimmy Nord goes on to his Journalism career. Dig up the worst thing you can find and splash it on the front page over the fold. It doesn't matter if its true or not. It doesn't matter if he's not actually guilty. All that matters is selling papers. Which is especially ironic given that the Daily is free every day. Sheesh.
This week's Khatru isn't up yet. Obviously. I went home last week, and even though I had precious little else to do, I still didn't get it edited. Mostly because I forgot to scan it before I left. Anyway, its about halfway done with the computer editing. I've got next week's drawn, and five or six more scripted.
But even if there is a slant on my part, the article I'm linking to (Gophers football player under investigation) is still a shoddy piece of work. It goes against several of the basic tennants of reporting I learned years ago in my first reporting classes.
James Nord, the author, assumes that the football player in question, Sam Maresh, is guilty of assaulting a student. No "Innocent until proven guilty" here, just a little color picture of Maresh so you can spot him in any classes you share with him. Nord even quotes the police saying that Maresh is a suspect and no charges had been filed. Nord admits that the "Specific details of the event are unknown," but still wrote the story.
This sort of work shouldn't have made it through the editing process. Yet it did. I suppose one could argue that the football team is included in the "publish any dirt you can on public figures" tennant of journalism, but are they? They didn't have that good a season, Maresh is a freshman linebacker and may not have even played this season, and there are several other sports teams that deserve coverage. But obviously, the fact that a few other football players have had trouble with the police lately overrules the practices of good journalism. Also, the fact that they labeled this an "Athletics" story, then played up the crime aspect is particularly galling to me.
If you allow me to put on my cynical hat (red and black-checkered "Fargo" hat), I suppose this is good practice for when Jimmy Nord goes on to his Journalism career. Dig up the worst thing you can find and splash it on the front page over the fold. It doesn't matter if its true or not. It doesn't matter if he's not actually guilty. All that matters is selling papers. Which is especially ironic given that the Daily is free every day. Sheesh.
This week's Khatru isn't up yet. Obviously. I went home last week, and even though I had precious little else to do, I still didn't get it edited. Mostly because I forgot to scan it before I left. Anyway, its about halfway done with the computer editing. I've got next week's drawn, and five or six more scripted.
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